Friday, December 21, 2007

10 reasons...

You Might Be a Member of the Taliban or Al Qaeda if...

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.


You own a $300 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher,
but you can't afford shoes

You have more wives than teeth


You think vests come in two styles:
bullet-proof and suicide


You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against



You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry ammunition in your robe


You've been asked, "Does this burka make my butt look fat?"



You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses
other than setting off roadside bombs

You've uttered the phrase,"I love what you've done with your cave."


You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon unclean.




hehehehehe...


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